In Earth-Two news, Darkseid has just declared Apokolips a free and democratic state, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has instructed his country’s scientists to cease their flirtations with nuclear technologies, the Injustice Gang has converted its clandestine headquarters into a public library, Osama Bin Laden has renounced violence as a parallel power to political authority, Damon Albarn and Noel Gallagher have patched over their differences, Roger Ebert has given thumbs up to a Vincent Gallo film, Gotham City has been declared crime free, an investigative report by Maury Povich has awarded the custody of Daniellyn Smith to her real father, people have stopped pretending to understand/like The Cremaster Cycle, Green Lantern Kyle Rayner has reassumed the mantle of Ion and used its powers to travel back in time and rescue Jade from certain death during the Rann-Thanagar War, the production of Vanilla Coke has resumed, Sophia Coppola is dead, and the IMF has reached an agreement in principle with the government of Eritrea to begin feeding the world’s last three malnourished human beings as a part of its new universal living standards program. Oh, and Thierry Henry just finished off a hat trick, in extra time, to give Arsenal the European Cup. Basically, it’s a utopia.
Why? Because, on Earth-Two, everyone has seen this:
OMG SO CUTE!!!
You know there is something right going on in the world when little guys like this are given a chance at life.
That is true. I also need to point out that this video is seven minutes long. Somehow that fact struck me as being important.